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Random Pictures Again

  • May. 26th, 2008 at 12:57 PM


Yes, I've got new pictures to post. :P I have no clue why I take such random pictures, but ok, I wont kill myself for it. ^^
(Alternate personality: Weee, I live a few extra days!)






OK. Ok. They're closed to get new sporty look.


How do you steal a throne? You cause a war, then, when everyone's gone to fight and no one's looking...
You sit on it. :D


Fcuk inside? I didn't know brothels were legal in India.
Honestly, though, this is just a very bad marketing strat.


Jitendra's juice stall in B&W. It's creepy in a way...


I want to say that my laptop's got super powers and so glows like things in WOW or Final Fantasy do...
But then I'd be lying. It's just my cigarette smoke. But the idea of an ethereal laptop would've been cool. 8D


Blurry pic of a train on a small lorry. I like it - it looks futuristic in a way.


The second time ever that I beat Nathan at chess (out of perhaps 30 times), the game came so close...
We have exactly the same pieces - my (ivory) castle being still at the corner.
He made a move at some point where he lost his, and then I moved my pawn to the far edge where,
the blood of the innocent was spilled for the resurrection of a queen.
Always interesting to play against Nathan though.


The world through a colored glass at Via Milano.
Somehow reminds me of the scene in 'Constantine' where he goes to hell...

     

Misha and Sveta (from left to right), with glasses raised to their lips. :)

Cheers.

Monday's Child Rhyme

  • May. 22nd, 2008 at 3:47 AM


I don't like the word, 'bonny'. It sounds funny. :P Anyhow - i disagree with this poem since I think God wouldn't be 'mean enough' to give you only one of seven possible fates....



" Monday's child is fair of face.
Tuesday's child is full of grace.
Wednesday's child is full of woe.
Thursday's child has far to go.
Friday's child is loving and giving.
Saturday's child works hard for a living,
But the child who is born on the Sabbath
Is bonny and blithe and good and gay. "


I was born on a Friday, but a Friday the 13th.... And my life so far has been OK, looking back on it. :P

5 Minute Poem

  • May. 17th, 2008 at 10:22 PM

Had to come up with something to join this stupid site. It gives you free essays, but it's required that you donate something first ("for use & sale"). It's not an essay, but it was worth a try - a poem. I literally came up with in 5 minutes. I don't care too much for it, and I doubt it's good. It's based one of two dreams I had during the same night. It's called 'Dreamed Werewolves'.







Dreamed Werewolves



This dream
Panic to the brim
Of Werewolves

Trembled Earth
Close your eyes
Never a single peep

Always at your heels
Breath shallow
Seized chest

So many dead
Grey, cold, and limp
Stop not for a second

Yearning shelter
From blood-lit eyes
Red dripping grins

Reach the climax
'Fore your' torn
Pieces scattered

Almost upon me
Without shield
Terrored veins

This dream
Panic to the brim
Of Werewolves

Learning Deutsch!

  • May. 16th, 2008 at 3:45 AM

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My Pictures as of Late

  • May. 12th, 2008 at 7:39 PM













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Cyanide & Happiness

  • Apr. 29th, 2008 at 2:07 AM

My fav online comics!!!!!!


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REALIZATION

  • Apr. 25th, 2008 at 4:22 AM

I might be a nerd.

MUHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

  • Apr. 25th, 2008 at 4:17 AM





         The Vampire bear? Or the insane albino one???



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The Worst Book in the World

  • Apr. 25th, 2008 at 4:06 AM










THE
ENCYCLOPAEDIA

OF
ANCIENT &
FORBIDDEN
KNOWLEDGE

~
ZOLAR
The master of the occult






It's filled with bullshit from start to finish.....

Excerpt (the first paragraph) from the preface,


"Most people spend 90% of their time doing what other people want them to do instead of what they want to do themselves. Most people, perhaps you, are haunted by self-destructive feeling they don't understand. These are feeling that may frighten and depress you. For example, the constant fear that other people are somehow better. The fear that you are now and will always remain a second-class citizen in life. Or the crushing realization that you always feel poor no matter how much money you earn, and always feel inadequate no matter how great your accomplishments. Because of two crippling pressures, the constant attempts of other people to exploit you, and your own self-destructive feeling of inferiority. You spend your life in an emotional prison instead of a palace. You allow yourself to be surrounded by enemies instead of friends. You accomplish only a fraction of what you are really able to accomplish. You find yourself constantly driven away from the real enjoyments, the real achievements, meaning, of your life. Learn to control your destiny. Study the ancient sciences, for this knowledge will guide through the present age of anxiety and depression."

Here's my psychological assession...

Let start with the words,
 "
Most people, perhaps you, are haunted by self-destructive feeling they don't understand."
  He starts with trying to 'attack' those people who might have some personal problems and in some areas, do feel inferior about themselves. This is the hook and bait. You open wide if you're not too strong, and you're already reading on...

 "
These are feeling that may frighten and depress you."
This is a second attempt - for those who didn't bite the first time. Here, he's generalizing... As if no one on this Earth has any fears or depressions...

 "
For example..."
He lists a few things, he sure to hit some marks that you agree could be some of your short comings. Once you agree with any point, you start tending to agree with the rest - though they may not even be true.

 "The fear that you are now and will always remain..."
The first use of the word 'you' - he's sure now he's got a biter by personalizing things.


 "Because of two crippling pressures, the constant attempts of other people to exploit you, and your own self-destructive feeling of inferiority."
The attempt of making you think he's superior to you by defining your thoughts.

 "
You spend your life in an emotional prison instead of a palace."
His second attempt at making you feel inferior by making it sound like he has answers to your questions, as if he had a palace to grant to you, and that you are actually in a prison now.

 "
You allow yourself..."
These words are used to TELL you what you are... He's trying to seriously fuck around now.

 "
Learn to control your destiny. Study the ancient sciences..."
The idea of giving the reader some sort of ultimate power by learning to control his/her destiny. Then quickly giving you the 'all you have to do' line. ("All you have to do" = hidden charges)

 "...
for this knowledge will guide through the present age of anxiety and depression."
 This supreme knowledge will be my savior? This line's dripping with shady, disgustingly (and so far uncharacteristically sweet of the idiot) sugary sweetness. As if he took pity on the damned soul of the reader...


READ THIS BOOK: If you have any paranoia
, are looking for a case schizophrenia and a buddy called Zolar, and trust people with weird made-up names that try to subtly and stupidly take over the world with their cheesy self-proclaimed 'charms'.

OR BECAUSE: You want a way to waste time by laughing at someone's pathetic and fraudulent effort at 'trying to help others' by sharing their "ancient and forbidden knowledge" that's neither really too ancient nor actually forbidden.

BETTER YET: DON'T READ THIS BOOK.

PS: Trust no one who has a weird name and are acclaimed to be or call themselves the master of the occult
- especially if they have weird 90's sci-fi movies sounding names.. They usually are very crappy people.

Neopets?

  • Apr. 20th, 2008 at 5:17 PM





Yes. Neopets.



kwashi13 got their Neopet at http://www.neopets.com

Apr. 2nd, 2008

  • 10:22 PM

 As of today, it was recorded, more or less, that the population of Earth is 6,658,769,205. That means that there are 6,658,769,205 individual and unique ways in which people perceive our world. From all walks of life - literally. Every single moment of every single person passing by, never, ever - not once - being repeated in the same exact way.
  When I was a little girl, my world was seen as if through a camera's lens. I say this not because I carried a security camera with me everywhere, but because in photographs, things are not seen as they are through human eyes. The camera's eye focuses, and when it blinks, it memorizes a scene - but when it does so, what is committed is not the blunt wanness of reality. It is the contrast, the shades, the vibrance, the depth, the personal connections... Without the drab and dingy, without the neutral or the Veil of Monotony covering everything. That is photography - or so I read.
  I used to see the world as something marvelous. The sunlight was nearly blinding on the shoulders of the white-fit people, their dark hair ashine. The mud of my relatives' huts seemed more rich, the rain on the leaves on the farm a little clearer. Then, in the US, the stripes on my tabby cat, I could swear, were a darker shade of black, and the lights on cars enough to fool you for bright, coupled stars floating along on the rolling roads. Everything was layered with a bit of heaven, the vibrations or auras were stronger.
  When I watch videos of my childhood, I am in disbelief that things were so dull, and today, it feels the opposite - pictures lie to me. They speak, and they say, "Look at the beautiful sun, the black contrast of the people on the beach, and the russet waves." They flaunt their points of view and make sure I have their complete attention.
  Perhaps it's only me. Maybe I was delusional then, or am a little color blind now that I'm older - but I can assure you, that when I recently checked, I was quite fine. Or maybe it's that my eyes are not so big nor open as the camera's - or simply that I haven't visited the same places as it has. I can not really tell, and it is often that pictures are edited.
  One thing I do wish is to go back to that heaven-dream. To see the world as I used to then. It has been too long since I last saw the beauty of what's around me. I will make sure to keep my eyes and my heart open from now on.
 Maybe that's what made the difference.

Doodle

  • Mar. 31st, 2008 at 4:08 PM



I was bored, so I decided to doodle just a little.
It's a pic of what would happen if one mocked a killingbird. Hehehehe.

Mar. 29th, 2008

  • 10:57 PM

Kathya says:
Running down to the store to buy cigs in about 5 minutes, u coming??

Y'r Friendly Neighbourhood Treehugging Artist says:
The guests are about to arrive in the next few minutes...

Kathya says:
??
Kathya says:
Oh, ur right
Kathya says:
Misha and Tanya are here
Kathya says:
Ring ring
Kathya says:
Doorbell

Y'r Friendly Neighbourhood Treehugging Artist says:
That was fast... 

Kathya says:
LOL
Kathya says:
ye
Kathya says:
but u still wanna go?

Kathya says:
It's just down the road





Kathya says:
me = vamp, cigarettes = blood
Kathya says:
if i don't have some, i might die

MY INTELLIGENCE

  • Mar. 27th, 2008 at 4:09 PM

TEST: CEREBRAL FUNCTIONS ON SUBJECT
CLASSIFICATION:
LEVEL 1
ACCESS TO AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY!
(TOP SECRET)


SUBJECT:

KATHYA CHEL...SOMETHING
AGE: 6467 DAYS, 16 HOURS, 18 MINUTES
HEIGHT: 5FEET, 3INCHES, 1.90 CENTIMETERS
SEX: FEMALE
ORIGIN: UNIDENTIFIED
PHYSICAL CONDITION: INDISTINGUISHABLE
MENTAL CONDITION: UNSTABLE
THREAT VALUE ESTIMATES: 100% / 0%

State of Subject: Unidentified.





BEGIN TEST.
Time: 16:40

QUESTION: What is 49 + 32?



Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! WTF? If you don't know and you're asking me, how can I be expected to know, myself? If I don't know, so how can I say?! My brain has melted and is proceeding to bubble.


DIAGNOSIS OF CEREBRAL FUNCTIONS (at 16:40 - 16:41)







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WARNING: SYSTEM OVERLOAD!

SYSTEM OVERLOAD!
THIS PROGRAM WILL SHUT DOWN IN:
10
9
8
7
6
5

<parameter: skull / search: all errors>
4
3
2
1
...

ACKNOWLEDGED.
...
ERROR FOUND.
ONE:   -PEA-   FOUND.

WAITING FOR COMMAND.

<remove error>
ACKNOWLEDGED.
WARNING:
REMOVING ERROR = PERMANENT DAMAGE

WAITING FOR CONFIRMATION.

<confirm, proceed>
ACKNOWLEDGED.
WARNING2:
REMOVING ERROR = PERMANENT DAMAGE
PROCEED?

<confirm dammit! i said proceed!!!>
ACKNOWLEDGED.
REMOVING.
10% COMPLETE...
20% COMPLETE...
30% COMPLETE...

-ERROR-

<wtf is it now??>
. . . S E L F   D E S T R U C T I N G . . .
<what?! noooo! acknowledge 'no'!>







ACKNOWLEDGMENTS NOT READ DURING SELF DESTRUCTION.


< . . ! . . >





























*poof*
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TEST RESULT:

Self Recognition: Failed.
State of Subject: Unidentified.



TEST FAILED.
































For those of you who don't get this, the "-PEA-" was my pea-sized brain... XD

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Gorgon


You are a Gorgon. There were three of them, but we know the most about Medusa, who was a beautiful priestess transformed into a Gorgon by Athena. One look at the face of a Gorgon turned anyone to stone, a fact exploited by Andromeda's boyfriend in another story.



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Europa, by Alexandrowitsch


You are Queen Europa. She started off as princess Europa and was given everything she wanted. She was totally carefree and beautiful and she had a surprisingly happy life for an ancient Greek chick. She was picking flowers with her friends when this totally studly gorgeous white bull walked up. Her maidenly buddies flipped their stuff, but she climbed right up and he took her away and then they got it on. It would perhaps be useful here to add that the bull was actually Zeus, king of the gods. But, interestingly enough, Zeus's wife didn't even go after her. Her parents weren't pissed at her. She even got married and her husband, the King of Crete, adopted her babies when he couldn't have his own kids with her. You must be blessed!



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Paleothea.com - the Ancient Goddess



http://www.personalityquiz.net/colortests/colors.htm

Black
Black is one of the most beautiful colors and yet it is the absence of color too. It is the color of detail. Black personalities want every thing done in detail. They are good at statistics and make good accountants. Internal Revenue Service agents probably like this color.

If a job needs finishing, these are the people to finish it. These personalities need leaders, though, to tell them what needs to be done.
Under guidance, they are able to get to the crux of the matter and solve very large problems. When put in a position to find the mistakes of others, they are right at home.

They like puzzles, and finding others' mistakes brings out their tenacious spirits. Black personalities will sometimes intentionally find mistakes just so that they can repair them.
This color is one of holding things inside. When one wears black, they do not want to be touched. Putting a barrier between themselves and others is the purpose of this color.
Black is a relief color for most people, like "Mom's apple pie". It makes them feel comfortable and even, in some cases, makes them feel smaller, allowing them to hide from the sometimes cruel world.






You Are a Fortune Cookie



You're a rather normal person, except that you have extraordinary luck in life.

People want to be around you (even when they're a little sick of you), in hopes of being lucky too!





You Are a Carousel



You are young at heart and a truly playful person. No one would ever accuse you of taking life too seriously.

You are definitely in things for the fun. You find joy easily, and you are often building up anticipation for your next adventure.

In relationships, you tend to want to be babied and taken care of.

And while you may be a bit high maintenance, you are incredibly loyal.



Your life is simple and satisfying. Each day you treat yourself to something you enjoy.

You have a lot of emotional attachments, and experiences are extra vivid to you.

You tend to be nostalgic and sentimental. The past is important to you.

Comfortable around all living things, you have a special connection to animals and children.



At your best, you are whimsical, free spirited, and creative.

Even if your schemes seem a bit strange, they usually work out wonderfully.

At your worst, you are spoiled, demanding, and impossible to satisfy.

You've been known to act like a brat if you aren't getting your way!




There's a 36% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens



Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear.

However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you!




You Are A Cypress Tree



You are strong, adaptable, and striving to be content.

You're good at taking what life has to give - even if you don't like it.

A passionate lover who can't be satisfied, you are quick tempered at times.

You hate loneliness, want love and affection, and need to be needed.

A bit of a live wire, you love to gain knowledge any cost... and you can be careless at times.







What Magical Creature are You?




You are a Selkie. Selkies are seaside fey . Tthey appear as large seals, and legend says they can shed their sealskin and appear with perfect male or female forms, their features alluring and beautiful. They cannot steal human mates as some faeries do, instead must lure them. But since they are so beautiful, few resist them. People believe that Selkies can control the storms along the coasts, and may have aided in the defeat of the Spanish Armada in 1588 by using their combined magic. They are capricious, but of a good nature, except when it comes to their mates. Then they are just as jealous as they are beautiful. Legend also says they cannot stay on land with their human lovers but must return to the sea.
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Pyersik In Action

  • Mar. 24th, 2008 at 10:35 PM

He's just the cutest thing on the planet. He's also the craziest, really.



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